UTS Presents "The Secretaries"
Written by The Five Lesbian Brothers, dir. Alyssa Karounos
Note: Ticket sales end 12 hours before the performance begins! On the day of the show, there will always be approximately 15 tickets reserved for purchase at the door.
Patty Johnson, a new secretary at Cooney Lumber Mill, is a little overqualified and a little concerned. What's up with this mandatory Slim Fast Diet? Where do these women get their lumberjack jackets? And what is happening to all of the attractive lumberjacks!? Discover with Patty the truth of femininity in this satirical comedy about gender norms, sexuality, and empowerment.
UTS TICKET POLICY
Because late entrances and seating can be disruptive to both actors and audience members, doors will be locked promptly at 7:30 PM. Please plan ahead and give yourself ample time for travel, parking, and other necessary allowances. If you have not claimed your tickets by 7:30 PM, they will be released for any patrons on our wait list for that night's performance.
The Undergraduate Theater Society does not provide refunds, though in specific circumstances, arrangements can be made to attend alternate performance dates; contact email@example.com with any questions.
BUYING ONLINE OR AT THE DOOR
Online ticket sales for a particular performance end 12 hours before show time. There will always be approximately 15 tickets available for purchase at the door. Ticket sales at the door begin an hour before show time, so to ensure that you are able to purchase a ticket, show up early! We accept cash, checks and credit cards, and we participate in TeenTix!
If you are purchasing a student ticket (UW or otherwise) be prepared to show a student ID!
Children 6 and over require a non-UW student ticket to attend. If your child is 5 or under, they may be able to get in at no cost; contact firstname.lastname@example.org for details.
The Cabaret Theater is a black box theater located in Hutchinson Hall, the University's drama building. You can find Hutchinson's location on a campus map.
Enter the building through the main double doors and the Cabaret Theater will be on your right, up a short flight of stairs.
The Cabaret Theater is wheelchair accessible. ASL interpreters and CART/RTC can be provided upon request if it is made earlier than 10-14 days prior to the desired performance.
The Cabaret Theatre in Hutchinson Hall (View)
University of Washington Campus
Seattle, WA 98195
|Kid Friendly: No|
|Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!|